Chestnut-headed Bee-eater | Photo by N.A. Nazeer via Wikimedia Creative Commons 2.0
Part XXXVIII of the “EDEN America” Series
There are multiple reports and rumors of American leftist-and-rightist “radicals” allegedly taunting the other camp to begin a civil war that will make President Abe Lincoln turn in his grave. It appears that both groups of protagonists want an American version of Armageddon to happen sooner than before the “Day of Judgment” — as described in the New Testament of the Bible. The ultra-liberals and the ultra-conservatives want to stage the final battle between good and evil. Both camps accuse the other of being the personification of evil.
Violence against minorities is spiraling beyond the ability of law-enforcement agencies to deal with. Consider the latest bombing threats this week against historical Black-American educational institutions at this link:
Both camps say that if there is massive cheating or an occurrence of electoral protests and, or alleged tampering of the election results in the 2022 and, or 2024 elections, then hell will break loose. You may just compare January 6, 2021, riot at the U.S. Congress to a firecracker. Some people are allegedly talking of dynamites, bombs, and other terror devices.
This columnist likes to compare people (yes, even activists of any ideology) to wildlife. And to make the wildlife term an acronym. Perhaps we can compare both camps to birds and bees. Maybe we can pacify all groups with this 1964 classic song by Jewel Akens, The Birds and the Bees, as part of the YouTube video collection. Because if nature cannot survive the degradation of the environment, neither will human beings.
“This writer talks with a progressive-minded BiRD, and he boasts that the Democrats and their allies easily outnumber the WASP camp by a ratio of 4-is-to-1 (four hummingbirds against one wasp). How so?”
“BiRD” can be the acronym “Bilingual Radicals of the Democrats.” By the way, we suggest we should not construe the bird as the mighty eagle but as a hummingbird. And “BEES” can instead be a takeoff for the WASP, initially coined by Filipino rebels during the Filipino-American War of 1899-1901 (Christian episode of it). WASP — in the 1900s — then meant “White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.” I suggest using a new connotation for the 21st-century WASP for this hypothesis. Perhaps the meaning of “White-Aryan Supremacist Provocateurs” will do. Readers will easily understand what group is referred to when using either BiRD or WASP.
This writer talks with a progressive-minded BiRD, and he boasts that the Democrats and their allies easily outnumber the WASP camp by a ratio of 4-is-to-1 (four hummingbirds against one wasp). How so? The minorities outnumber the White-Aryan militias, including their allies that are the alleged New Nazis, the KKK, the NRA members, etcetera.
This columnist tries to be a devil’s advocate and asks for specific numbers. And then he reminds the BiRD of the U.S. Military. The BiRD replies minorities have organized their militias, such as an All-Black contingent (similar to the Buffalo Soldiers force during the first civil war), and then All-Hispanic, All-Muslim, All Asian-Pacific Islanders, All Native-American Indian (NAI) forces, to name a few. Then adds that even Americans of Jewish faith (especially those dual citizens of the United States and Israel) will also send a contingent of trained soldiers and military experts. At the same time, it is now reportedly 40% minority in composition, does not engage in politics but only to defend the country from external threats.
The BiRD says further that all the minorities, especially those with colored skin, are sick and tired of racism and being treated as “escape goats” for every, and all, problem(s) in the United States, if not in the entire world. It is allegedly “pay-back” time for all the injustices, the racially-inspired killings of minorities, predominantly minority motorists of recent events. And especially the NAI tribes that suffered so-many killings, starting from the first “Thanksgiving” in what became this country. As proof, the BiRD says that this columnist published an article on November 22, 2007, about the alleged massacres of the members of an NAI tribe during the first Thanksgiving celebrated by the Anglo-Saxon pilgrims, as described in this report.
“And the use of humor and satire in this presentation may elicit some laughs among the alleged “civil-war mongers” and make them realize the folly of armed conflicts. Nobody wins a bloody war; all participants lose. And the country is torn apart.”
Someone informed this writer that meeting the “gladiators” from the opposing camp is time. There should be a “Take No Prisoner” slogan. And it should be a fight to the finish.
We discussed this hypothesis of a 21st-century civil with some of our writer-friends. An editor cum book author opines that it may happen earlier than 2024. He predicts that if several grand juries allow former President Trump, some kin, or associates to become defendants facing prosecution, it may accelerate the civil war. How? Rather than face the criminal justice system of the United States and, or a state in the union, the former POTUS may just assemble his supporters and declare a new Republic of which he is automatically the President. Or the WASP will just resurrect the Confederate States of America. And let the Biden Administration try to serve the warrants of arrest.
We will discuss more features of this hypothesis of a civil war by next Sunday. Perhaps indeed, Jewel Akens’ song may help calm all the activists of both camps. And the use of humor and satire in this presentation may elicit some laughs among the alleged “civil-war mongers” and make them realize the folly of armed conflicts. Nobody wins a bloody war; all participants lose. And the country is torn apart.
